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Advance Telemedicine × The Happy Confection — Monthly Product Spotlight (March 2026)

Mar 13, 2026
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From the Manufacturer — Who Creates the Gummies? What Testing Is Done Before They Reach the Dispensary? From the Nurse Practitioner — Your Clinical Guide to Gummies. What Dose Should I Take? How Do Gummies Work in the Body? What If I Take Too Much?

Advance Telemedicine × The Happy Confection — Monthly Product Spotlight

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From the Manufacturer — Meet The Happy Confection

1.) Who Creates the Gummies?

The Happy Confection is a Queer-owned, Woman-Led, Family-Run business based in Westbrook, Connecticut. Founded with a mission to make "Cannabis, Crafted for Joy," every product is:

  • Vegan and Gluten-Free
  • Made with organic ingredients
  • Engineered with strain-specific terpenes to deliver targeted effects
  • Chef-crafted and taste-tested for consistency and deliciousness

 "We believe in the power of cannabis to make room for more joy." — The Happy Confection

 2.) Where Are They Made?

The Happy Confection gummies are made right here in Connecticut, keeping it local and supporting the CT cannabis ecosystem. The Happy Confection

3.) What Testing Is Done Before They Reach the Dispensary?

Before any Connecticut cannabis product reaches a dispensary shelf, it must pass a rigorous mandatory full testing panel: Northeast Laboratories CT

Test Category

 What It Screens For

Microbial Contaminants

Mold, bacteria, yeast, E. coli, Salmonella

Heavy Metals

Lead, arsenic, cadmium, mercury

Pesticide Residue

Chemical pesticides used during cultivation

Residual Solvents

Leftover chemicals from extraction processes

Potency Testing

Confirms exact THC/CBD content per serving

Terpene Profile

Verifies strain-specific terpene content

Only products that pass ALL required tests are approved for sale at Connecticut dispensaries — giving you peace of mind with every gummy.

The Happy Confection Product Line

Three tiers are available to meet every patient's needs:

Product Line

Dose

Best For

Microdose Gems

2.5mg THC per serving

Beginners, functional/daytime use, those who want to "float, not fly"

5mg Gems

5mg THC per serving

Adult-use customers, recreational use, light-moderate effects

Megadose Gems

25mg THC per serving

Medical patients only — higher potency for therapeutic needs

From the Nurse Practitioner — Your Clinical Guide to Gummies

1.) What Dose Should I Take?

The golden rule of edibles: "Start Low, Go Slow." Leafly

Your Experience Level

Recommended Starting Dose

What to Expect

First-timer / Beginner

2.5mg (Microdose)

Very mild, barely perceptible, functional

 Occasional user

5mg

Light euphoria, relaxation, creativity

Regular user

10mg

Noticeable effects, moderate euphoria

Experienced / Medical

25mg+

Strong therapeutic effects — medical supervision advised

Some first-time users feel nothing at all on their first try. This is normal! Do NOT take more that same day. Try the same dose 2–3 times before increasing.

2.) How Do Gummies Work in the Body?

Unlike smoking or vaping, gummies travel through your entire digestive system before entering your bloodstream: Healthline

You eat the gummy

    ↓

Stomach breaks it down

    ↓

Small intestine absorbs cannabinoids

    ↓

Liver converts THC → 11-OH-THC

   (a MORE potent form of THC!)

    ↓

Crosses the blood-brain barrier

    ↓

Effects felt — stronger & longer-lasting than inhaled cannabis

This is why edibles feel different (and often stronger) than smoking — the liver creates a more potent THC metabolite called 11-hydroxy-THC, which has a deeper, more body-focused effect.

Factors that affect how gummies hit you:

  • Whether you've eaten recently (full stomach = slower onset, empty stomach = faster)
  • Your body weight and metabolism
  • Other medications you take
  • Your personal tolerance and endocannabinoid system

3.) When Do Gummies Kick In — and How Long Do They Last?

Phase

Timing

Onset (first effects felt)

30 minutes – 2 hours

Peak effects

2 – 4 hours after consumption

Total duration

4 – 8 hours (sometimes longer)

Residual effects

Can be felt up to 12 hours in some cases

The #1 mistake people make: Taking more gummies because they don't feel anything after 45 minutes — then getting hit by a double dose 2 hours later. Always wait the full 2 hours before considering a second dose.

4.) What If I Take Too Much?

First and most importantly: You are not in danger. You will be okay. No one has ever died from cannabis alone. Here's what to do:

  1. Don't panic — anxiety will amplify the feeling; remind yourself it will pass
  2. Find a quiet, comfortable, safe space — dim the lights if helpful
  3. Drink water — stay hydrated
  4. Eat something light — food can help moderate the effects
  5. Have a trusted person with you if possible
  6. Sleep it off — rest is the best remedy
  7. Try black pepper — sniffing or chewing black peppercorns is a well-known folk remedy to ease THC anxiety
  8. Avoid alcohol and other substances

When to seek help: If you experience severe vomiting, chest pain, trouble breathing, or extreme confusion — seek medical attention or call Poison Control: 1-800-222-1222

 

Find The Happy Confection Near You

The Happy Confection products are available at CT dispensaries statewide, including:

Use The Happy Confection's official dispensary finder here

Contact: hello@thehappyconfection.com | (845) 235-5595

Have questions about your dosing or whether gummies are right for your treatment plan? Your Advance Telemedicine provider can help you build a personalized care plan around products like these.  Book your consultation today at Advance Telemedicine 

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